interrupted-by-phan:

dan: “she’s my wifey”

phil: “that’s me

i feel like this is a summary of dans sexuality right here


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09lupe23:

Thinking of your future like…

image


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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image


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duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 


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jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”


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enoshima-junko:

when you tell someone off and you know you’ve won

image


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oomshi:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)


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lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

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possiblyhomohowell:

THIS VIDEO IS JUST DAN RELEASING HIS FRUSTRATION OF BEING A BOTTOM ONTO PHIL AND TRYING TO TOP AND FAILING


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