the way to my heart is through well-written fanfiction
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
hiya kids! ill be going backpacking until monday so I wont be able to talk to any of you guys. i have a queue set up to keep you guys company. ill miss you all.